Among the
dregs of B-movies on Netflix you can find a bizarre softcore sexploitation film
called Linda and Abilene. The
description reads “In this erotic Western,
two orphaned siblings struggle to suppress their feelings when they begin to
develop a sexual attraction to each other.”
While that may sound like an interesting premise, it really is a
struggle to understand what this film is about.
Mostly what I took away from it is that women in the old west wore
pantyhose, and bad men liked to push them to the ground and dry hump them to
death. That is literally how the film
begins, and the remainder of the film follows the daughter of our first victim
falling into a regular, identical fate, when not doing tedious farm
chores. We also learn that once men see
a woman nude they can never get the image out of their minds, and it will drive
them forever to savagely dry hump every woman they encounter, or masturbate
furiously under the covers. Ninety
minutes of dry humping and masturbation in the Wild West. Who knew such a film existed? Or needed to exist?
One saddletramp's multimedia, cross genre search for the perfect western.
Monday, November 3, 2014
Quickshots- Linda and Abilene
Among the
dregs of B-movies on Netflix you can find a bizarre softcore sexploitation film
called Linda and Abilene. The
description reads “In this erotic Western,
two orphaned siblings struggle to suppress their feelings when they begin to
develop a sexual attraction to each other.”
While that may sound like an interesting premise, it really is a
struggle to understand what this film is about.
Mostly what I took away from it is that women in the old west wore
pantyhose, and bad men liked to push them to the ground and dry hump them to
death. That is literally how the film
begins, and the remainder of the film follows the daughter of our first victim
falling into a regular, identical fate, when not doing tedious farm
chores. We also learn that once men see
a woman nude they can never get the image out of their minds, and it will drive
them forever to savagely dry hump every woman they encounter, or masturbate
furiously under the covers. Ninety
minutes of dry humping and masturbation in the Wild West. Who knew such a film existed? Or needed to exist?
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