Honcho

 

Soaring Sarcasm of Soiled Doves (Twitter Edition)

I started my first draft of this post when there was still a thing called Twitter, before a lunatic went into monstrous debt to the Saudis on a whim and made a farce of a company called X.  One of the few reasons I was ever on Twitter was to follow escorts.  The profiles of escorts there are great.  They are universally funny, erudite, sarcastic, and often post beautiful and scantily clad photos.  I never really got the appeal of the Soiled Dove in fiction; if they were anything like the escorts of X, then they were a marvel.

(P.S.- this is Savannah Hart)

Sweet Jesse, Sweet Jesus

 

Saloon Girls and Whiskey

 

Sweet Li'l Candy Barr

Just who is "Candy Barr"?  Apparently a burlesque performer from the more puritanical days when people were decent to each other in the United States and no one walked around in inappropriate clothing or smoked reefer.  Except this very popular lady who had a popular career in nearly naked performance, was "close" to politicians and gangsters, and ended up getting sentenced to 15 years in the hoosgow for marijuana posession.  

Ah, hypocrasy.

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Reach for the Sky!

 

Polaris of the Snows: A Romance of the Ice Pack

 

Go Sports!

 

A Well Skinned Smoke-Wagon

 

Did they play Strip Poker in Old Saloons?

 

A Little Sanjulian to Brighten Your Day

 

Where are your pants, sir?

 

Teenage Cowgirls

 

If Robert E Howard Wrote For Marvel...

 

Cowgirl's Rough Ride

 

Buns... Yup, That's All

 

Shame on you for checking this one out

 

Welcome to February, Chaps!

 

The Rawhide Kid wore Guichi?!?