For years I’ve been seeing cheesecake
shots of well shaped women wearing bikinis and cowboy hats. It’s a strange combination, one that I never
quite understood. I like bikinis. I like girls in cowboy hats. Why didn’t the two go together? I just didn’t understand.
Then I spent a day on a tropical
beach, one that was nearly deserted because getting there required a mile long
hike through a jungle. Next to me, under
a palm tree, her head propped up on her CamelBak, lay Mrs. Slap in a straw cowboy
hat and a black bikini. Trust, dear
reader, that I am now a believer.
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You did not lie; there is considerably less testicle in this post.
ReplyDeleteI am also rather jealous of this beach. Is this Caribbean or what?
St. John, US Virgin Islands. First Caribbean vacation. Well worth it.
ReplyDeleteNearly 200 views to this post. I wonder if I should tell Mrs. Slap?
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